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• Leave that to Mr. Sparkles and me. We'll locate Teyo's victims, punt a few Inquest around, make a day of it.
• That sounds like fun. Color me jealous. Thanks for all your help, Zojja. We College of Synergetics alumni should stick together.
• Count on it, Savant. I don't say this to everybody...well, not anybody, really...but I would love to work with you again.
• I need to get up to the asura gates to set up our defenses!
• Well done, krewe. We saved Doxa and beat the Inquest at its own game. I've never been so proud. Everyone gets an extra hour for lunch tomorrow!
• That's...generous, sir, but I think Doxa and Kazz may need more time than that. They've been through a lot. Don't worry, though: I'll cover their duties.
• Thanks for that. I feel like I could sleep for a year. And whenever I try to think, I still hear a metallic voice in my head that says, "Work-ing."
• It could be worse. If things had gone differently, you could have been reduced to a voice in the MIG's head. And then who would keep me honest?
• Go on, you two. Enjoy some downtime. I'll keep things running smoothly until you're ready to return.
• Congratulations, Savant. I'll be keeping an eye on you. Standouts like you are worth watching...and worth putting to work. See you soon.
• We'd better get a move on. There's lots to do and it's only a matter of time before the Inquest comes looking for us.
• Plus, the Council is still stroppy about Doxa's rampage at the Snaff Prize competition. We can't afford to cause any more destruction.
• Grawl Focus
• Good. Hronk is waiting inside with another golem for Kazz. You do your thing, clear the area, and then we'll get started.
• You hear that, my little alloyed flower? Soon we shall be together again, together forever.
• You look like someone who's having second thoughts. It's not too late to turn back, you know. This will be incredibly dangerous.
• No. The closer we get, the more I realize how right this is. Doxa and I are meant to be together, and this way, we'll be together forever.
• Quit goldbricking, you two! We're running the final diagnostics now. While we're waiting, we need a name for Kazz's new body.
• I've got that covered, sir. Since Doxa occupies the Massively Impressive Golem, or MIG, mine will be the Other Massively Impressive Golem, or OMIG.
• Really? Well, it's your body. At least your wordplay is consistent. Let's get this over with before I laugh myself into a humor-based apoplexy.
• All right, you mental midgets! We're here to take back what you stole from us. Oh, and snuff you out for taking it.
• Oh, is that why you've come? Because all we have for you here are contusions and lacerations.
• Affirmative. MIG—and—OMIG—are—fully—functional. Our—golemic—love—is—stronger—than—the—Inquest. We—will—now—demonstrate—by—beating—said—Inquest—into—paste.
• Hear that, Teyo? These golems mean business. And so do we. Let's go, people! The only way to safety is over the Inquest's broken bodies!
• Veins of the Dragon
• O.M.I.G.
• Together—again, loved—one—Kazz. But—we've—antagonized—the—Inquest—and—the—Arcane—Council. Tell—me, are—we—truly—free?
• We—are, my—lumbering—metal—cherub. Ours—will—be—a—hard—road, with—many—obstacles, but—we—will—flatten—them—all—with—appropriate—force.
• Thank—you, former—krewemates. We—will—never—forget—what—you—did—for—us, as—I—am—now—writing—it—to—long—term—memory. Until—we—meet—again.
• Not what I'd call a traditional romantic partnership, but I suppose it takes all kinds. In a way, I envy their happiness.
• Really?
• Nah. But I wish them the best, all the same.
• Heh. I like how you keep a cool head in the face of remarkable weirdness and still get results. I'll definitely be keeping an eye on you.
• Keep up the good work, Savant. As the big metal lovers just said: until we meet again.
• I'm glad you came. I was messing around in my lab...I mean, conducting open-ended research...and I ran across your Infinity Ball.
• Ah yes, my first invention ever. Still proud of it. Designed to show you a glimpse of the future...well, a potential future, anyway.
• It functioned well enough to earn a spot in the archives, but it wasn't as reliable as I'd hoped. The feasibility stabilizer was...unpredictable.
• Still, I like it. What would you say if I told you I could repurpose it into something useful?
• Take your best shot. I'd love to see your modifications. And thanks for the heads-up. As always, your professional courtesy is impeccable.
• Excuse me, Zojja? You've talked so highly of the Snaff Savant, I couldn't pass up this chance for an introduction.
• Of course. Shodd, meet the Snaff Savant. Savant, meet Shodd. He's trouble, so don't let him drag you down to his level. You two play nice, now. I've got work to do.
• Shodd
• Are you in charge? I'm here to apply the Megahedron Collider to an invention of mine. Shodd sent me.
• You picked a bad time, but I owe Shodd a favor. I had to pull a few strings, but the collider is all yours. Hope you don't mind a little noise.
• Yeah, I saw the protestors. They looked upset. Why are they picketing you?
• They hate me. We blew this place up too many times already, and now they fear that when we turn the Collider on, it'll start a chain reaction and end all life on Tyria.
• Uhh...will it?
• Doubtful. It hasn't so far. But hey, maybe today's the day. Most of my krewe took the day off, and the protestors want a disaster. Let's roll the dice!
• I see now. You are a mere rotting corpse, a mockery of life. No part of you is worth taking as a trophy.
• Luminates Supervisor Wenn