Did you know Desolation Fever could be cured with naught but specially prepared sentient root? Are you aware that you can comfortably sustain a family of five with a simple combination of common household products? Of course not, because Joko doesn't WANT you to know! In this book, I'll share with you 101 things that Palawa Joko and his corrupt Mordant Crescent would prefer remain secret. These simple ingredients for greater health, wealth, and success were formerly restricted to the royalty of Vabbi, but now they can now be yours! We stand by our products and guarantee* your complete satisfaction! *Guarantee not valid for residents of Vabbi, Kourna, Istan, or other outlying areas of Elona. Neither the author of this book, nor its publisher, are responsible for any imprisonment and/or executions that result from possession of this book, nor can they be held liable for any deaths or injury that result from the recipes therein.