Dear %str1%, I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a king. I'm still down here in the well, but surely my subjects above wouldn't forget about me, would they? I'll need some help when I make my grand emergence—it's been so long since I've seen light that I don't think my eyes, you know, function anymore. Make the appropriate arrangements for your lord, won't you? —His Majesty King Blaine, Regent of Winslow Well