If you're done being altruistic, we need you at the Snaff Prize! The College of Dynamics is counting on our Massively Impressive Golem (MIG) to win. Our demonstration is going to make the judges' heads explode in amazement...but only if you're here to help your krewe to victory. We're at Battleground Plaza...what are you waiting for? Get over here! —Hronk, Genius