Greetings to you, adventurer. I'm pleased to invite you to Rata Sum for the grand unveiling of my wondrous new invention: the Super Adventure Box! A multitude of marvels awaits you inside my Box, where you can take part in cutting-edge, experiential education! By the way, if you should happen upon any unusual chests around Tyria on your way to our capital city, I'd make it worth your while to deal with the escaped sprites hiding within them. Bring any baubles you recover from those glitchy projections to me, and I will reward you with super coins! This extra-special offer is extremely short-term. I urge you to take advantage of it today. —Moto