Salutations, favored test subject! Once again, I have opened my pop-up shop in the fine city of Lion's Arch to supply its eager populace with my tonics, reagents and novel arcana. Potions to change your outlook on life are flying off the shelves, and appreciation for the whimsical sweeps the city! As my brightest patron and live-trial participant, you may be particularly interested in my latest creation, the Fool's Ocular Tonic! One sip will open your worldview to new understanding, allowing you to see yourself and your fellows as though your eyes were once again unclouded by the years of doubts, suffering, and heartwrenching heroic endeavor. Plus, it's got a neat taste! Just look for all the dogs! I'm right next to the big one! —Professor Smoll