Salutations, favored test subject!
I have heard through the intercollegiate gossip data repositories that you are embarking on an entrepreneurial endeavor of your own. Of course, I wish to offer you all the best and my full support and would not wish to distract you for a moment!
HOWEVER, If you should need extra flasks of my world-renowned height-adjustment tonics, or any other mysterious curios that I have in stock but do not claim to personally be the originator, manufacturer, or legally liable entity of, don't hesitate to stop by my pop-up shop in Lion's Arch.
Just look for all the dogs! I'm right next to the big one!
—Professor Smoll