Salutations, citizens of Tyria!
For too long, Tyrians have unknowingly toiled beneath cruel and distant overlords—concealing themselves high above, out of reach, sight, and accountability. Yes, you are all too aware of whom I speak: tall people.
But with the latest wonders of science and ingenuity, we need not fear! My latest creation will let all equally experience the high life, just as soon as I get it past the absurd and out-of-touch regulators at the Rata Sum Bureau of Potions, Reagents, and Explosives.
Don't delay another second! Meet me in Lion's Arch and participate in the completely safe and healthful live-fire testing today!
—Professor Smoll
Salutations, citizens of Tyria!
For too long, Tyrians have unknowingly toiled beneath cruel and distant overlords—concealing themselves high above, out of reach, sight, and accountability. Yes, you are all too aware of whom I speak: tall people.
But with the latest wonders of science and ingenuity, we need not fear! My latest creation will let all equally experience the high life, just as soon as I get it past the absurd and out-of-touch regulators at the Rata Sum Bureau of Potions, Reagents, and Explosives.
Don't delay another second! Meet me in Lion's Arch and participate in the completely safe and healthful live-fire testing today!
—Professor Smoll · Guild Wars 2 Database