Commander, Very exciting news! A crystalline resonance cascade scenario has occurred! You can read my upcoming publication...wait. That book already exists; it's right here on my desk. This already happened! Okay, so, remember when all of your green prophet shards and crystals turned blue? Maybe you don't; I somehow forgot. That was the primary crystalline resonance cascade scenario—it happened a while ago! BUT! NOW! This is so amazing: it REBOUNDS! I thought the original scenario passed and was done. All my theories are wrong! This book is blissfully foul and wrong! I don't deserve this truly massive shelf full of awards and accolades! I have to go throw it all out and consult my crystals! Red prophet shards don't even exist! Why would I write about them? I'm back. This is fine. Everything is fine. I don't care what Phlunt says—crystallography has not been turned on its sixth axis at all. We're OK. This is just going to keep happening periodically and that's fine. Your green prophet shards have turned blue. Again. My associate Zazzl now collects blue shards because all the shards in Cantha are blue now. This is just the world we live in. I'm assigning another protege—very smart kid—Nikki, to go find where the locus of green shards is centering. She'll take them off your hands until the next rebound event.