Delaqua Investigations is looking for a levelheaded, crafty individual to assist our lead investigator in investigative and clerical work. Pay is negotiable. Applicants must have good social instincts and be willing to discreetly (if possible) dig for evidence; connections and access to various organizations and social circles are a plus, but not required. Must be good with a pen and quick on your feet. A strong stomach is recommended. Lunch is not provided. All applications can be left with the bartender of the Dead End Bar in the Eastern Commons. —Marjory Delaqua, Lead Investigator